Uninspired- drawing under the influence, and tard update

*****OOOOOPS

I'm retarded and messed up all the links and everything on my blog while attempting to change the layout. I'll try to put them all back soon...sorry if I deleted a link to you! My list was in need of updating anyhow...I also lost the little bar thing that says how many hits I had...does anyone know how to get that back, or is it impossible? Cry!

Anyhow...


Been feeling weird, anxious, and uninspired about drawing lately...above is another inked doodle that I made to trick myself into thinking I am still being productive.

The rest of these are older...drawn late at night while enjoying a glass or two of something or other.

It's weird cause I have this stuff I'd like to post, but I keep thinking I need to save the stuff I like for the book I'm attempting to make.

That's it for now...I want to do a post about my new eyes, and a post about the cool stuff I got for my birthday, and hopefully I will do them soon, but for now all I want to do is lie around and be lazy!

Aftermath

UPDATE!
Look at this amazing drawing Kristen did for me! Aw shucks, thanks Kristen!!! And she did it with that weirdo drawing tool thing on facebook, too...when I try and draw on it, it comes out like scribble-poop!

Hey, I survived the surgery!!! Thanks a MILLION guys, for leaving me nice and funny comments! It's dumb, but I was pretty freaked out! Anyhow, I plan on doing a post that goes more into it later...also I want to apologize for sounding like I don't like glasses! I think glasses look swell, it's just that my prescription was reeeeeally bad! It was a huge pain in the butt!

So now I can see pretty well...but the surgery left a hickey on my eye! Yeeaaaauugh!

CLICK for ultimate disgustingness


Also it is my birthday today!! Look at these awesome drawings I got!


THANKS KALI!!! Your drawing made my day! She did another one that's really funny too...check it out!!!



Look at this beauty by Rex Hackelberg, master of color and message pups!



I love this!!!! Thank you so much, Mr. Hammersonland!



Steffi from Arschblog made this super cute and squishy version of me!



This drawing of me is awesome too!!!! Thanks Ben!!!!!!

I got some great gifts for my birthday too...I'm gonna post about them soon, cause they're cool and you'll be jealous!

A STORY ABOUT EYES

My eyes are really important to me today!! I'm gonna talk about them! I don't normally like to do posts that are this self-absorbed, but I'm feeling pretty self-absorbed today, so I'm gonna do it.

One day a long time ago, I failed to see the cow that teacher had drawn on the blackboard!

Something was wrong... I was the first kid in my class to need glasses!

Over the years my sight became really awful. I was also self conscious because I had such small, unfeminine eyes!

Then one day during highschool, I got contacts. Holy cripes! My eyes were actually not small! And they were really close together! My appearance was unnerving...the glasses had caused weird shadows under my eyes!

Luckily I discovered a way to hide my problem. I relied on this tactic for a long time!

Like many other things in my life, I treated my new contacts somewhat irresponsibly.

The doctor told me "No more contacts!!! Yer eyeball is all wavy!"

Booo!! Back to glasses and tiny pea-eyes!

Later on in life I got contacts again! I scared Amid Amidi with my weird new eyes!

HERE'S WHY I'M FREAKING OUT!

I'm getting Lazik tomorrow, and it's scary!! I need comfort and soothing! What does the thing they shoot the laser into your eye look like?? Has anyone here had it?

This is me right now, all prepared for tomorrow.

I hope this doesn't happen! I kind of need my eyes for looking at things!